Archive | August, 2013

Why Is This Year Different?

31 Aug

Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don’t forget your booties ’cause it’s cooooold out there today.

It must be the verge of Hockey Season because I think the Oilers have a shot at making the playoffs. But then again, I seem to think that right before EVERY Hockey Season.

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Guest Spot

29 Aug

Enjoy him while he lasts

Yesterday I was given a spot at as a Guest Writer. The piece is here. Continue reading

Summer Almost Over

26 Aug

Summer used to be great when it meant staying home and not doing shit

See, I’m an old bastard adult now so summer just means it’s hotter inside my place of employment. The days of thinking Summer is the best are over. Continue reading

Someone Was Shocked Whitney Is Unemployed

22 Aug

His Disappearance Has Caused A Stir

Everybody sit down, this may come as a great shock to you but Ryan Whitney does not have an NHL contract right now.

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What Does That Even Look Like?

13 Aug

I can vouch that the girls of St Cecilia Jr High found him Dreamy

The Oilers are looking for even more development from their ├╝ber talented young forwards to push them into the playoffs. Can they do it?

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Do NOT Boycott The Olympics

2 Aug

Where the Hell is Sochi?

The Olympics are right around the corner and the excitement is almost as palpable as the fervor behind the Boycott movement. Wait, Boycott movement? Continue reading